Drive-By: Caught in a Bad Romance

The bagel store was playing "Bad Romance", which caused further musings pursuant to a comment I made in another journal (that, although I've stopped watching VampDi, I would *really* like to see Emmanda and Nolan roll up in Mystic Falls if they discover that, on top of everything else, Mom!manda has been turned.

Although for me the important part of this scenario is less RetiredHuman!angst and more family mishegas than the inevitable "Damon and Nolan bubble bath scene." Of course Damon would have to be on the bottom, as in closer to the surface of the tub, because, as Nolan would point out, only one of them has to worry about breaking his neck while cavorting on a literal slippery slope. And Damon would compel Nolan to describe how hot they look together, because Damon can get only half the info by looking in the mirror.

Also, Damon trying to compel Emmanda would work out about as well as the Richard Benjamin-George Hamilton scene in that 70s flick. I can't remember the name, just that the theme song was "I Love the Nightlife."